The Future Mrs. Gerard Way (lostinthedrk) wrote in partyinmypocket,
The Future Mrs. Gerard Way
lostinthedrk
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Name:Lizz/Lars

Age:14

Gender: Female

5 Fav. Bands: Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, AcDc, (does Marilyn Manson count?)

Fav. Farm Animals: pig, sheep, llama

Shoe Size: 6 womans, 4 mens

Make Us Laugh: I guess I'll put that one joke in...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

Something About You: Um, I'm not a robot.

Why You Love Us: Because you are some cool cats!

Silly Picture (no nudity): Um...I only have Bugbee pictures. You don't want those.
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